i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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