So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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