Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
