Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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