I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
the gays at disneyland are vicious
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
