You made me cry and you don't even care
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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