i don't plan on having that self control this summer
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Dignity is for republicans.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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