i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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