so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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