I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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