alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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