If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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