After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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