so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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