Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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