That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Randomize
