I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
there is glitter all over my balls
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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