The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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