Me too!
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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