wake up i wanna do it froggy style
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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