How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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