Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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