ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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