he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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