Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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