No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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