What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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