Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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