the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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