Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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