I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
high people should be assigned attendants
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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