if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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