don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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