so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
And then he peed in my hair
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