you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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