and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Don't make out with my wife yet
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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