are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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