HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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