whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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