I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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