I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Randomize