how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
high people should be assigned attendants
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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