how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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