Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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