Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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