his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
