69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
high people should be assigned attendants
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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