butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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