Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
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