So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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