do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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