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I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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