I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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