So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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