If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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